RIDE AGENDA WIDE

RIDE AGENDA WIDE

The folks at BANANA corp. (Beginners' Association of Non-Able Novice Athletes), after whining that their inability was all the boards' fault and being silenced with the Manic, came back on the attack claiming that since that board isn't a twin it didn't let them do the tricks that, I swear, on my cousin's twin when nobody was watching and the nuclear holocaust from Fist of the North Star had just broken out, I landed a double, even if then I landed a tiny bit badly, I swear. Mr Ride, as that time with the Manic, locked himself in the factory for a week and, after spending the first three days looking for blunt objects to end it all, decided to close the game with a definitive board. The assembled gapers, seeing him arrive with a new board, fear the worst. Mounted on the Agenda, the first of them attempts a couple of turns, incredibly stays on his feet, tries a 180 and, to general amazement, lands it cleanly. Incredible, this board succeeded where generations of companies failed, i.e. making a sensible snowboarder out of someone who was previously an authentic disaster. Let's skip the part where the aforementioned gaper got too hyped, set off down an L line, got stuck like Wile E. Coyote and we're still trying to extract him from the ice, so much so that we're thinking of leaving him there and making him the new tzi. After all this drivel let's think about the board: thanks to the camber profile with rocker at nose and tail it's stable and intuitive, while the zones under the bindings absorb shocks and vibrations, stabilising your riding. You can't ask for more: if you keep smearing yourself against pine trees don't cry, get yourself an instructor and reclaim your lost dignity.

SNOWBOARD AGENDA WIDE RIDE

• AGENDA Twin Standard Camber Profile: wide rocker zones at nose and tail turn the board into a beast in powder and in tricks, without forgetting a camber zone between the bindings to keep pop and precision.
• AGENDA Quadratic Sidecut: a blend of three radii that would impress even Star Trek, the Quadratic sidecut increases edge hold and makes edge-to-edge transitions easier.
• AGENDA Extruded Sole: made of extruded PTex 1500, this base is seriously tough and easy to repair.
• AGENDA Foundation Core Core: aspen woods from nose to tail for a light and responsive Foundation Core.
• AGENDA Slimewalls Inserts: with Slimewalls the board gains impact resistance on the edges, vibration absorption at speed and increased edge feel.
• AGENDA Impact Plates Inserts: if you kind of suck or you go really big (the former is more likely), every now and then the Impact Plates placed under the bindings will save your backside and your board on the worst impacts and the least successful tricks.
• AGENDA Biaxial Glass Inserts: thanks to fibreglass laid at 90, the board gains pop without compromising manoeuvrability and ease in tricks.

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Pick your gear and come try it out with the Farmily at one of the Fresh Farm snowcamps!!!